Gangs all Here

Friday, April 11, 2008

Joe and Harold, Kevin and Jimmy, I got those four.
Stephan and Beetlejuice came by way of Rescue 5.
Rescue 3 is going downtown for a female intoxicated,
Al and Ronny will be in Rescue 2 any minute.

The CDU (Clinical Decision Unit) at Rhode Island Hospital is filling up fast. It's early yet, where will all the drunk people go?

6 comments:

Derek Elwell said...

Don't think of them as drunks, think of them as job security.

brendan said...

Dude, it's Spring Weekend at Brown- where are all MY drunks gonna go???

Anonymous said...

Is it bad when you start to look at people as "I" numbers instead of people?

Anonymous said...

what happens if you say beetlejuice three times?

Anonymous said...

He throws up on your boots?? ;)

I was lucky(!) enough to be offered some 'female interraction' in the back of my Rapd Response car last night, but she was only after a lift home, and I'm not that cheap...

It's fun driving such a well equipped taxi

Rich
UK Para
(but if she had bought me a drink first)

Grandma Muggle said...

I'll be polite and say that "intoxicated people" seem determined to play "musical rescue trucks."
How in heaven's name do you hang on to your humanity when faced with this kind of stuff all the time?
"You're a better man than I am Gunga Din." Of course, I'm a woman but you know what I mean. LOL.
Hang in there buddy.
Love, Pat.